CheeZe & BeeR & CiviLiZaTionS

Here is some useless knowledge I'm gonna throw at ya.  If it wasn't for CheeZe & BeeR we as a people might not have become as CIVILIZED as we believe ourselves to be.  If it wasn't for CheeZe & BeeR we might not have the CIVILIZATIONS  of today as we believe them to be.  You can argue with me on this if you would like, but here is my reasoning.

So back when the human race was developing and evolving we had Cro-Magnon man, Neanderthals, Troglodytes.  These breeds of HUMANs on a very basic level were hunters and gatherers. MEN would HuNt while WOMEN GaThERed.  These people, these tribes of people would fallow the always moving heard of whatever animal their tribe was particularly fond of.

Along the way of evolution some deep thinker found a way to produce alcohol. Some tribes would have the women hold berries in their mouth and spit into clay jugs or hallowed out gourds.  They would then store these jugs and gourds and wait for the fermentation process to take effect.  This caused HuNtERs & GaThErs to slow down.  This caused HuNteRs & GaThErs to settle.

WHY?!?

Why keep following the herd? When you can start farming and make bigger batches of ALCOHOL at one time.

Why keep following the food?  When you can farm and have all the food you need.  All you need to do is TaMe the BeAsT.

Well you know what happened next CheeZe started to come around.  AnoTHer DeeP ThInKer said, "Hey, if we took some of these breast milks from cows, goats, YAKs, whatever animal we can in our REGION or AREA and applied almost this same method . Then what could we get?"  So they did this and sooner or later CHeeZe was all over the WORLD and made differently by every NATION according to their methods.

See once an IDEA is in our sub conscious and is expressed it travels in the air. That IDEA travels in a connected web of HUMAN cognition.  A IDEA that was thought in FRANCE or CHINA can be thought of at that exact same time in BRAZIL or MEXICO.  WHY!?! because its in the HUMAN mind.  We our all connected on a deep inner level no matter what RACE or NATIONALITY.

So HUnTers & GatHeRers started farming creating lil TriBaL communities.  They started making breads and cheese and beer.  They TAMED the BeAsT and lived happily ever after.  UNTIL bigger civilizations came ALONG and WANTED CONTROLS over LANDS.

Then you can figure out what happened.  Its all very biblical.

THE END

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!