So here are some of the practical jokes I have played on a few people over the years. I thought they were funny they didn't seem to laugh. Well, one did. =)
1:One time my old roommate owed me a bunch of money for rent and whatnots. I knew he was planing on moving out soon, and I wasn't going to see any of the money he owed me. So I took blue food coloring and blue Kool AID and filled up the shower head with the two. He went to take a shower before work and came running out of the bathroom looking like a SMURF. LMMFAO
2:At one point I had 6 Emperor Scorpions as pets. I use to take them out and play with them all the time. You have to be very gentle with them because they have a fragile exoskeleton. I think my roommate tried picking one up and got scared and threw it back in the tank, because on day I found one of my scorpions dead. It looked like it was thrown into the corner of the tank. At least it didn't look natural.
Anyways my buddy Jimmy stops over to visit. With Jimmy not knowing one of my scorpions died, I thought he was a great primary target. He can't stand bugs. So I acted like I was going to play with my lil critters and BLAM!!!! I picked up the dead scorpion acted like it stung me and tossed it on his lap. He FREAKED ran out the room across my kitchen screaming. His hands were waving in the air in panic. My other buddy QUINN busted out laughing. Thats when Jimmy knew it was a JOKE and came at me in a rage. I didn't fight back I let him hit me. I couldn't feel his blows anyways I was laughing so hard inside. The poor kid almost had a HEART ATTACK. LMMFAO
3: On a mid summer day me and my buddy ANDY decided to go to the JFK ice area and collect some of the shaved ice the ZAMBONI cleared off. My DARLin friend JAMIE was about to get home from school so we saw a prime opportunity. We made the shaved ice into snow balls and waited. She showed up not even a minute after we got ready and prepared. We jumped out from behind some cars and bombastically attacked her with an onslaught of snow balls. She was on the ground laughing so hard. She was not ready for such silliness.
Who would ever think they were about to be attacked with SNOWballs in the middle of SUMMER?
NOBODY THATS WHO!!!!
LMMFAO =P
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