Olce Oktavia
@olce Batam, Riau
Professional Mango Eater Since '99
@olce: LOL why this person isnt a meme yet http://bit.ly/8UwWD < Needs a compelling twitter hashtag #TranshumanistsWithHoodies
@olce: 12 Evilest pope pictures http://www.buzzfeed.com/eixo/12-evilest-pope-pictures-e9k #lol < Any pope named Innocent or Pius. #evilpopes
@olce: RT @GaryJBusey: Following a hot chick on Twitter is like banging one... < Not if they speak a language you don't understand.
Yes. It was a crime against humanity. RT @olce: RT @SamGrittner: Remember when we had to PAY for music?!?! LOLZ!!!!
Indonesia is HAPPENING! RT @olce: Forget about tsunami, forget about earthquake, forget about mount merapi, .. it's holynap time o:)
@olce: Since porn websites are blocked here... < WTF? Volcanoes and tsunamis are the least of your problems.
@olce: Its my bloody birthday < Happy Birthday. I got you: an APOSTROPHE! *It's* right here: ' #GrammarSatan
Only Apple iPads can provide Chuck Norris the feminine protection and comfort that he needs. RT @olce: Chuck Norris eats iPads for dessert.
@olce: Do I look katy perry yet? < No. But you're the spitting image of Zooey Deschanel.
@olce In truth, roughly half the U.S. is third world country. Unfortunately, it's the half that votes.
@olce: are you in USA? < Only when I'm not setting off volcanos down there or delivering humanitarian aid to Haiti.
@olce You're almost as cute as Satan. All that's missing is the goatee.
@olce Got new safety shoes :D http://twitpic.com/370c9w < Then it's time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
For the record, I prefer Firewire. RT @olce: Evangelical Christians in Brazil banned USB because they believe USB is Satan's data connection
@olce My own research shows that either factor is independently significant. SAVE YOUR HONOR: DROP OUT OF COLLEGE AND TAN FULL-TIME!
@olce: Kim Jong-Il's biography says he doesn't defecate or urinate like other people < Kim Jong-Il is the new Chuck Norris.
Kim Jong-Il makes Chuck Norris squirt. RT @olce: CHUCK NORRIS MAKES KIM JONG-IL PEE! LOL take that satan
@olce: RT @OMGFactsSex: Rasputin [had] a 13 inch penis. < I hope Ras doesn't mean Half in Russian. Else Vladimir Putin is hung like a horse.
RT @olce: no, in Russia, horse hung like Putin
@olce: Just put your skin baby on my skin.. < Give me a second. I need to skin a baby.
@olce: @CrazyAverage hello there @ha_satan XD < Little weirdo so fucking crazy he makes @GaryJBusey pause to reflect on the gift of sanity.
@olce: Julian Assange is like modern version of Robin Hood... hmmm maybe instead of murder he rapes LOL JK DONT HACK ME < www.olceleaks.org
@olce: Dan extremophile itu hanya bisa hidup di tempat-tempat extreme... < Extremophile? Take your weird perversions back to 4chan, sister.
@olce: hhahaha i was talking about the arsenic bacteria that the scientists found. < See @RuthBourdain on that subject.
@olce True. I need to get back to my art: evil for evil's sake.
@olce: Just saw some dude on his bike picking his nose all hardcore. I hope you rot in hell :| < I hope he goes to heaven. #ChooseHeaven
@olce: I used to put minyak kayu putih cap kampak on teacher's seat and watch him suffer < World hopes that translates as "wet panty juice"
@olce: hahaha aww lamee. < It's true. There is no Santa. Twitter executed him. #NeverForget
@ha_satan twitter just trying to tell us the truth =/ there is no Santa
But for the heroic efforts of one PFC Bat Boy on that historic day... RT @olce: WikiLeaks Set To Reveal US-UFO War In Southern Ocean
@olce Lol. Actually, according to the NY Times, the Democratic Gov. of Hawaii is already working on it.
You mean the Indonesian one? #FoxNewsgasm RT @olce: wikileaks should reveal what most americans want to see: Obama's birth certificate
@olce: ~Spoiler alert ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR 1/1/11! < FFFFFFfffffffggshhfbdjs
@olce: this movie is useless without tits... I want that 90 minutes of my life back with interest :| #TheTourist < Lol. Demand a supervisor.
@olce: any good movie for me to watch? :D < In no particular order: Memento, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Life of Brian, Manhattan, Goodfellas.
Satire: kids, don't try this at home. RT @olce: Mark Kerr is famous now because of his idiotic comment on Sarah Palin's FB page lol.
