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Yes I know you don’t need to tell me. I like to talk around the porridge bowl. I love to beat around the bush. Next time just don’t use so many words just call me CIRCULACUAIOUS.

I know how to rock drums, bongos, rumbas, guitar, bass, clarinet, turn tables, Jews harp, kazoo, harmonica, beat box, xylophone, tambourine, triangle, cowbell, plastic buckets, wash board, spatulas and spoons and even the ever so rare rhythm and tune.

It’s the mind playing in the jungle of present thought, forethought, and past decisions. Forgive yourself because you are who you are, but you know that won’t make you sleep because there’s still too much out 

there that only the strong survive.  Just watch out for that rabid baboon he might seem all nice and colorful but as soon as you shut your eye your face is gone.

I'm young and old in mind and soul.

My body is only a unit of expression.

 

WWF Wrestling( A REDneck Soap Oprea) 

I like LOVE it when  a blanket or a shirt comes straight out the dryer and radiates warmth on your skin and makes you feel fuzzy inside.

Did you know that they have spliced Spider Monkeys and JellyFish?!?

 This place is like shangri la in reverse playing forward.

CHAOS I love you!! You are so refined in your madness.

Did you know if you unscrew your belly button your butt falls off?  I've seen it. It’s a bitch to screw back on.=)

You wanna’ kick box darlin' I LOVE YA' for that.  I can teach ya’ how ta knife fight if ya’ want and my brother in law can teach you all kinds of gun tactics.  He designs them.  GUN's I mean not the Tactics. Me I hate guns.  They are for pussies or hunting. And even in hunting I feel you should use a bow, spear, or your bare hands. LOL

Its only proper pooper educate. 

Lacey ya might need a super duper proper pooper scooper.

Fuck I do believe is my most favorite word in the English language it’s so diverse in meaning.

So I'm sleeping last night when my cat Keebler jumps up to curl up beside me.  I make room for him toss my arm over him and he props his head on my shoulder and we fall back to sleep.  I don’t know how much longer after but he must have been really relaxed because Keebler farted and stunk me awake and out the room. My cat for the most part gave me a DUTCH OVEN!!!! Disgustingly Foul!!!!!!

 

 

SiLLy EncouNter FrOm EGYpT

This is a message I had on FB with this person that befriended me out of knows ? where from EGYPT.  This was right before I met the DEVIL and things started to fall into place.  I feel kinda of ashamed about how I confronted him but hes GOOD and we are now friends.

MY POST:I might just be paranoid but I think somebody is out to kill me.  I had a dream about it.

MY MESSAGE: Don't get me wrong you look like a chill guy.  And I don't mean to seem racist I hate everyone equally and love them also.  But you don’t plan on killing me do you?  That would really suck I have a lot ta do still and I wouldn't want anything bad happening to me, or to you, or to anyone around us.  I know this might seem silly.  Even absurd but I live in the silly and absurd and nothings goes without saying.  You never know what can happen.  I've seen a lot of stuff I don’t want to see, distorts my perspectives if you know what I mean.  Still it’s been nice to meet ya unless you wanna kill me, then it would have sucked to meet you and I will have to kill you first. LMFAO But in all seriousness let me know.  Or don’t and I’ll assume the worst.

Sorry but I see no comment.  Did you evaporate?

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Depends. You don’t know me and I don’t know you but what I do know is death and life. I have seen it all on way too many levels from divine grace to divine evil.  I'm a mix of all and indifferent to some.  I've seen people die in their eyes whether living or in transition. I've soothed their soul in death and caused their soul turmoil in life. Yin and Yang.  Black and white. Male and Female.  Good and Bad. I believe in nothing and in everything all at once.  

NOW I believe in everything and anything through GODs eyes.