YoU Are tHe MaSteR Of YouR OwN UniVerSe. A SouL FuLL Of EnErgY ThAt CaN Be NeiTHer CrEaTed Nor DeStRoyEd.
One nite I walked into StRaNgE BrEw, in ManChVeGas NH, like I normally do on a Tuesday night, with a nod and a smile. All my heart wanted was $3 Jaeger Bombs and StRaNgE BrEws half off combo platter. For a lil over $4 you could get 4 PoTato wEdgeS, 4 JaLapenO Poppers, 4 Moz StiX, and 4 ChIx TenDers. YUMYUM =P
As I was walking past the stage and to the upper pool hall I noticed this kid that was hard not to notice. He had these round oval glasses, a curly queue mustache, and a neon bluz petticoat. Kid looked like a strait up wizard. I caught him stealing books from a self. I asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing, I was about to kick his ass. And he put his fingers to his mouth and smiled.
KidZ: My name is Michael. How do you do? I have been waiting for you.
Me: Shut the Fuck up. I know who you are but you don’t know me. Your about ta piss me off.
MiKe: I’ll give you this one book out of my book bag. And then I’ll buy us a Jaeger Bomb. Likes
Me: Fuck off buddy I’ll by my own. You just need ta stop stealing my books.
MiKe SluRed: I’m in love with the most beautiful girl her name is JeZZSHHARa.
Me: You mean Jezra. Jezra Bleu, Her name is derived from Ezra Pound and her middle and last mean blue happy place. Like My HeAvenS , And I didn’t know she was here.
MiKe: So you know her. She’s so beautiful isn’t she.
Me: Of Couse I know her she’s one of my ex Dralin’ actually my most DarLin DarLin.
Mike: Would you like it if I stopped hitting on her.
Me: Sure but it would be funny if ya crept her out a little. LOL
MiKe: I’ll stop for you buddy. And I’m gonna give you one of your books back.
(He handed a small tattered book by Blaisé Pascal named Labyrinths.) I love mazes and I love philosophers so I agreed.
That Mike knew me more than I thought.
Anyways I continue on with the night going over to the table were all my gents and darlinz sat and said HI to my BluZ and we huGz. Me and Her started to play some pool and chat it up. She stayed right by my side.
JeZrA WiSperZ: That creepy kid over there has been hitting on me all night.
MeZ:Oh Him yhea don’t worry about that. I just met him and he told me he would stop.
JeZrA BLuZ looked A maze.
We continued on with the night and had so much fun. Me and my DarLin DarLin parted ways.
A funny thing about that book I never had the heart to tell her any of this was one of my favorite passages in the world “ The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and circumference is nowhere.” but I like saying “The universe is an infinite sphere whose epicenter is knows ? where and circumference is everywhere.”
Today Jezra has that passage on her FB. Not just that she always wanted to take pictures of my stars and I told her that’s silly satellites can always do a better job, you’ll be better doing something on earth. Know what she does now? Shes a Geo Bug.
Sorry My DarLin BleUZ but I needed ta say this.
I ran into that weirdo Mike a couple more times but that’s another story.
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