Wednesday, January 19, 2011

TwiTs between Olce Oktavia & ha SATAN Part #1

PenZidean MotZart January 16 at 1:50am
Hello, sorry if I'm bothering you. I was just wanting to know. Are you Olce Oktavia the Pro Mango Eatter of 99 and do you Blog? I know that might sound like a silly question b...ut if you are your blogs and tweets are really damn funny. Anyways have yourself a good one and keep up the good work. Get back to me whenever I would really like to know. =)

Olce Oktavia January 16 at 2:38am Report
hahahah yess and thanks :D ror.
who are you on twitter? :)


PenZidean MotZart January 16 at 9:55am
I'm Penzidean Motzart on twitter as well as FB. I meet you through HailBot 666 and Ha Satan. LONG story. I'm just confused about those two. They won't talk to me. Are they really Satan and a his Minion?... HailBot 666 is really funny to. I like his pic of the robot on Futurama. I'm confused. I follow them both and they are both extremely funny. Well ha SATAN can be a little too philosophical for my taste but whatever to each their own. Well I gotta go. I'm hungry for some scrambled brains this morning.

Olce Oktavia January 16 at 10:00am Report
Hailbot and HA satan = same person!

ohhhh follow me i'll follow you back. cheers




Olce Oktavia

Olce Oktavia

@olce Batam, Riau
Professional Mango Eater Since '99



הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ "How to get promotion faster than satan: Always CC your boss in every email. " < Got me to where I am today.
7 Sep

הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their use of Apple products.
7 Sep
 

הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ Professional question: how the hell do you prepare your mangos? I just prepared a couple and it was a bloody mess.
7 Sep

 


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@ Teach me in the ways of the mango and I will follow you.
7 Sep
 
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ Just start addressing people you work with by arbitrary names.
7 Sep
 
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
How to Eat a Mango (by An Expert) : RT @: @ step 1: pick up, step 2: nomnomnom
7 Sep

 


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ I confused a recent US college graduate on eBay the other day. Wait. That was 3 years ago.
7 Sep






הַשָׂטָן / Satan
CD? What the hell is that? Let's just let the rest of CO burn. RT @: Instead of burning koran on 9/11, let's burn Justin Bieber's CD


 7 Sep



הַשָׂטָן / Satan
Good point. RT @: @ hahaha, these days everything gives you cancer. Fuck yeah science.
7 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: prayer circle for mediafire :( pls? < I'll see what I can do.
8 Sep

הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: wtf, Linkin Park's new album sounded like enya HJAHAHA < That was my idea. But then so were Linkin Park and enya.
9 Sep

הַשָׂטָן / Satan
Don't underestimate cats. RT @: So, this guy told the police that his cat downloaded 1000 child porn to his pc.
10 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@: I can't believe this idiot got 4 grammys < Belieb it.
13 Sep

הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ :o "I can't believe..." | 3:o "Belieb it." | :) "lol belieber ahahahaha fuuuu" :( | 3>:( Fuck Yea.
13 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ He has grown too powerful. I can no longer control him. He is... emotisatan. 38b
13 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ Unfortunately, he just wants to declaim Nietzsche. And read 4chan.
13 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
Not so much a cult as the lifeblood of the U.S. economy. RT @: I just figured out that Multilevel Marketing is a cult.
13 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: I start the day with lame chicken noodles. Olce not amused :( < Hey, I had chicken noodle soup for lunch.
13 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@: Christina Hendricks' boobs is my new religion. Jihad. < [googling "christian hendricks boobs"]... ... THERE IS NO GOD!
13 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: Banana saleh: looks like cat's shit but taste so good < Just like catshit.
16 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: ...trying to convince niece that Justin Biebers songs are satanic. < Not satanic, just insipid. Which she seems to well understand.
18 Sep


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: I had a dream. Some music group told me that I can count to internet lool < I want to count to internet. Can you teach me?
18 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: I had a dream. Some music group told me that I can count to internet lool < Was Lionel Ritchie there?
18 Sep


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
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@ But there must be a way. SHOW ME THE WAY. Please.
18 Sep




הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: @ 10110011101010 < lol
18 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: But the good side of it i'll have time for driving school. < Driving school? What's your major? Texting?
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: But the good side of it i'll have time for driving school. < Driving school? But you've been driving me crazy for years!
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: But the good side of it i'll have time for driving school.< Driving school? Isn't that Christine O'Donnell's alma mater?
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: I can't drive! < You know how to drive don't you? You just put your foot on the gas and blow.
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: well yes i know, the purpose of this course is to get license. < You seem quite licentious enough to me already.
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: I can't drive! < The hardest part of driving school for me was the car. Do you have any idea how much a Benz Patent Motorwagen cost?
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: hahaha :( meannnnn. I can't drive! < Driving's easy. Just don't accidentally anything and you're pro.
20 Sep


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: @ 200 bucks? lol < Yeah, but that's like $75 in 2010 dollars.
20 Sep




הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: don't think she'll become new meme. fat chicks are common in wallmart. < Nothing to do with fat chicks. It's SKYNARD, man.
20 Sep






הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: I don't think she'll become new meme. fat chicks are common in wallmart. < Fat chicks are common, PERIOD.
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: EPIDEMIC lol < Fat chicks are the next best thing to Christina Hendrix.
20 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
Shopping is hard. Let's go tweeting. RT @: shopping is hard
21 Sep


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
Clownfish. Lol. RT @: When I was 10, I injected water into my clownfish and it killed them. I gave them CPR but it didn't work :(
25 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: Website updated: < You look hawt in that spray-on shirt.
25 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
One thing I can say for bots: They don't judge. (Not yet anyway.) RT @: lmao, that bot in love with satan
28 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: Daily horoscope makes me anxious. YOU QUIT PREDICT SHIT ABOUT MY DAY :o < You will accidentally the whole something
28 Sep
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: @ lol I just accidently the whole fried rice < The prophecies have been fulfilled.
28 Sep


הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: Bought Matras Yoga, awful lunch at Texas Chicken. Now I'm going home :] < Texas Chicken? Lol.
1 Oct
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: hahaha yes. Its church chicken In the US < Church Cihicken!? ROTFLMAO. Americans.
1 Oct
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: ahh william...... kalo aku kangen pasti tiba2 dia nelp. selalu. i loveee <333333 < This William, is he some kind of fish?
4 Oct
הַשָׂטָן / Satan
@: @ hahaha, he is my fiancee, Satan =) < NOOOOOOOO! (So is he a fish?)
4 Oct



 

 



























 

 

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