I know how to rock drums, bongos, rumbas, guitar, bass, clarinet, turn tables, Jews harp, kazoo, harmonica, beat box, xylophone, tambourine, triangle, cowbell, plastic buckets, wash board, spatulas and spoons and even the ever so rare rhythm and tune.
It’s the mind playing in the jungle of present thought, forethought, and past decisions. Forgive yourself because you are who you are, but you know that won’t make you sleep because there’s still too much out
there that only the strong survive. Just watch out for that rabid baboon he might seem all nice and colorful but as soon as you shut your eye your face is gone.
I'm young and old in mind and soul.
My body is only a unit of expression.
WWF Wrestling( A REDneck Soap Oprea)
I like LOVE it when a blanket or a shirt comes straight out the dryer and radiates warmth on your skin and makes you feel fuzzy inside.
Did you know that they have spliced Spider Monkeys and JellyFish?!?
This place is like shangri la in reverse playing forward.
CHAOS I love you!! You are so refined in your madness.
Did you know if you unscrew your belly button your butt falls off? I've seen it. It’s a bitch to screw back on.=)
You wanna’ kick box darlin' I LOVE YA' for that. I can teach ya’ how ta knife fight if ya’ want and my brother in law can teach you all kinds of gun tactics. He designs them. GUN's I mean not the Tactics. Me I hate guns. They are for pussies or hunting. And even in hunting I feel you should use a bow, spear, or your bare hands. LOL
Its only proper pooper educate.
Lacey ya might need a super duper proper pooper scooper.
Fuck I do believe is my most favorite word in the English language it’s so diverse in meaning.
So I'm sleeping last night when my cat Keebler jumps up to curl up beside me. I make room for him toss my arm over him and he props his head on my shoulder and we fall back to sleep. I don’t know how much longer after but he must have been really relaxed because Keebler farted and stunk me awake and out the room. My cat for the most part gave me a DUTCH OVEN!!!! Disgustingly Foul!!!!!!
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