ThE NiGht I BrOke FrEE and SaVed MY WhOLe FaMiLy

So one night when I was living in Opelika, AL, I had this dream were I was a poisonous rainbow dream toad. The government had me in a facility in the middle of know?wheres.  They kept running test on me to see what made me be me.  I guess anytime someone would touch me they would have a dream of the future and die.  Me being a lil toad I didn't know what to do.  I didn't know any better.  They wouldn't listen to anything I was trying to tell them. They would give me these blank dumbfounded stares like I was speaking a foreign language or something.  

One day I had an idea I wished really hard that I was outside of those diamond walls of sorrow.  I wished real hard I could just go back to being a wild frog, and that’s when it happened my cells started to vibrate and I was back outside.  But I still wasn't out of destruction’s way I was at the perimeter gates like I was in a castle. 


 I could be in my paradise with a few short hops.  

ALARMS went up!!!!!!!!

Heavily armed foot shoulders were scurrying around.  Something drastic must have been happening because everyone looked scared.  Everyone looked like it was the end of the world as they knew it. 


 I could see my Paradise. I didn't care if they were afraid.  They should be.  They poked me, squeezed me, did all kinds of nasty things to me I didn't ask for.  

So I jumped and remembering a southern saying, "If a bullfrog had wings. It wouldn’t smack its ass on the ground every time it hopped."  I sprouted wings and flew off to the Paradise I never knew.  

The alarms behind me weren’t fading into the distance.  They were getting louder and louder.

When I turned to see what the big problem was.  The diamond fortress where they kept me prisoner, blew up like a NUCLEAR BOMB.  

It was apocalyptically geosynchronously gorgeous.

The whole universe was on fire with a polychromatic spectrum of flames.

That’s when I woke up late in the night.  An alarm was sounding.  I went into the kitchen and there was water all over the floor. I could smell rotten eggs.  I ran woke up my lil brother and sister told them to go outside.  Then woke up my parents and showed them what was wrong and they went to the neighbors to call the fire department.  Boy o boy was that alarm loud I don’t know how nobody heard it until I work up. Anyways the fire department gets there and examines what went wrong.

Some gas pipe ruptured in our water heater and somehow it crimped.  They said good thing I woke up to that alarm we were lucky.  We all could have been blown to smithereens. 

I told myself  good thing I dream. ;)