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MiLiTaRy InteLLiGenCe?!? MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. ~Albert Einstein


Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential. ~Winston Churchill


Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence. ~ Edgar Allan Poe


Where the stakes are the highest, in the war on terror, we cannot possibly succeed without extraordinary international cooperation. Effective international police actions require the highest degree of intelligence sharing, planning and collaborative enforcement. ~ Barack Obama


There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder. ~Ronald Regan


Everything in the universe has a purpose. Indeed, the invisible intelligence that flows through everything in a purposeful fashion is also flowing through you. ~Wayne Dyer


Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.~Groucho Marx


So HERE is a TRUE STORY. 


My father picks up a computer at the dumb this week.  He does this all the time.  He will snatch up a trashed computer and salvage it one way or another.  Most of the time there really isn't anything wrong with them.  Its a simple fix.  


One he grabbed was sad. It belonged to this lil girl with leukemia. The only thing wrong with it was the MEDIA player but the rest of it was fine.


This time the one he grabbed belonged to this GUY that worked for BAE Systems. BAE is a GLOBAL MILITARY DEFFENSE CORP. 


BAE website:http://www.baesystems.com/

That computer had all kinds of INTEL on it from what I'm told.  From BANKING info to business info.  STOCKS and all that.  The Man that owned it before hands WIFE was a RN at some Hospital and it had all their files and what nots as well.

The MAN himself had degrees in a lot of things MAINLY ENGINEERING.

Could you Imagine what could have happened if all that info fell into the WRONG HANDS.

GOOD thing my FATHER is an HONEST MAN.  HE HAS INTEGRITY.  HE HAS INTELLIGENCE.

HE TOOK NO FILES. HE SAVED NO INFO.  ALL HE DID WAS TAKE A MAGNET to the HARDDRIVES and MAINFRAME AND ERASED ALL THE DATA.

My FATHER then in turn wrote the guy an ANONYMOUS e-mail pertty much telling how much of a DUMB FUCK HE WAS.   Well I'm sure it was a lot nicer then what I said. lol =P

MiLiTaRy InteLLiGenCe?!? MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A REAL EasY PreDiction of CoMMoN SeNse

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.~ Arthur C. Clarke

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts. ~William Gibson

Dreaming in public is an important part of our job description, as science writers, but there are bad dreams as well as good dreams. We're dreamers, you see, but we're also realists, of a sort. ~William Bibsontein

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.~Gertrude S

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world. ~ Jimmy Carter

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.~ R. Buckminster Fuller

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours. ~John F. Kennedy

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.~Albert Einstine

Here is A REAL EasY PreDicTion of CoMMoN SeNse:

Lets say the Internet crashes for a year.  Lets say CyberSpace disappears from our REALity for 1 year.

What WOULD happen to the WORLD as WE know it?

Stock Markets all across the WORLD might Crash.

Banking & Billing will be one HELL of a mess.

Businesses will fall. BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS will fall.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT as a TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED CULTURE will be changed drastically.  

Could you ImAGine the CHAOS?  

Could you ImAGine the REALity of IT?

People can't even handle it when FB is down for 1 day, let alone all of CYBERspace.

I have to say not everyone will be effected.  Tribes and Cultures not yet influenced by this kind of technology would pay no nevermind. 

 I HOPE THEY LAUGH at OUR FOOLishness. 

 I HOPE THEY SAY "TOLD YA SO." =)

Comcasts INTERNET crashed for one night and it caused a panic.

REMEMBER Y2K? The FEAR it caused? The PANIC it caused?

So wait and see if this REAL Easy PreDicTion of CoMMoN SeNse comes TRUE. 

Lets wait and see if this REAL EasY PreDicTion of CoMMon SeNse becomes REALity.

I know it will.  

When?

 

I have no IDEA.

I didn't have any DREAM to tell me this.

I didn't need any DREAM to tell me this.

Its CoMMoN SeNse.

REALity

Who is to say what is REALity or not?

Is the color RED you see the same color RED I see?  I don't know I cant see through your eyes.  Maybe your RED is my GREEN or PURPLE or ORANGE.

Does the taste of cookie dough ICEcream taste the same to you as it does to me?  I don't know I don't have your taste BUDs.

If you close your eyes does the world not exist?  

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it. Does it make a noise?

Do words exist, even though you cant touch, smell, or taste them?

Do Ideas exist, even though you can't touch, see, smell, or taste them?

Does GOD exist even though you cant touch, see, smell, or taste GOD?

Does the sky exist? Is it real?  Is anything real?

Well thats all RELATIVE or REAL ative to the person observing such things.   

ARE OUR DREAMS REAL?

ARE OUR EMOTIONS REAL?

Is the INTERNET REAL?

My buddy has a million dollar bill.  THATS a $1000000 bill. 

 Every one ask me, "Is it REAL?"

I tell them ofcourse it is you can touch it, you can see it, you can smell it, you can taste it, and if you wave it in the air you can hear it.

They say, "No its not real you can't spend it."

Of course it is a real $1000000 dollar bill.  You can't spend it but it makes you feel like a MILLION BUCKS HAVING IT.  It has self worth.  

They say, "But whats the use if you can't spend it?"

I say,"Whats the use if you cant feel like a MILLION BUCKS?"

MY BUDDY got it from a pasture at his CHURCH so its blessed.  WHOS TA SAY IF ITS REAL OR NOT?

I'm KNOW it has a value. A REAL ative value.

That all depends on the person.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I know it exsist so there for its real.  

Is a RAINBOW real? you can only see it from a certain angle.

Is a memory real if you have nobody to vouch for it?

If you were in the woods and you fell and nobody else was around to hear would you make a noise?

and if so what noise would you make?

Its ALL REAL ative.

If ANGELS sung in your ears and nobody else could hear them are they REAL?

If you blink is the world gone in that nano second?

So whats REAL?

WHO is ta say WHAT IS REAL OR NOT?the GOVERNMENT?  THE MASSES?  DOCTORS? SCIENCE?

YOU IS TO SAY!?!?!?!?!?!  

YOUR FAITH IN SOMETHING REAL IS TA SAY!!!!!

Nobody else can tell you what you hear, smell, feel, taste, see. 

Only you can know what is your REAL ality or not.

 You can separate the brain from the body and the mind will survive.  Although we can fake sensations in the brain we cannot fake interpretations.

GOD BLESSES US ALL!!!!!

AMEN!!!!!!

re·al·i·ty  (r-l-t)

n. pl. re·al·i·ties

1. The quality or state of being actual or true.

2. One, such as a person, an entity, or an event, that is actual: "the weight of history and political realities" (Benno C. Schmidt, Jr.)

3. The totality of all things possessing actuality, existence, or essence.

4. That which exists objectively and in fact: Your observations do not seem to be about reality.

adj.

Relating to or being a genre of television or film in which a storyline is created by editing footage of people interacting or competing with one another in unscripted, unrehearsed situations.

Idiom:

in reality

In fact; actually.

reality [rɪˈælɪtɪ]

n pl -ties

1. the state of things as they are or appear to be, rather than as one might wish them to be

2. something that is real

3. the state of being real

4. (Philosophy) Philosophy

a.  that which exists, independent of human awareness

b.  the totality of facts as they are independent of human awareness of them See also conceptualism Compare appearance [6]

in reality actually; in fact

My CraZy BeaUTY FuLL LaStNiTe

So last night after I posted my message to my SUN I went outside to smoke a CIGG.  To tell you the TRUTH I don't know why I'm still smoking anymore.  Every time I smoke a CIGG now I end up throwing up.  I don't even have to smoke it any more I can just have it touch my lips or even think about it and I can taste all its vile chemicals.  BIG TOBACCO has had me by the balls sense I was in the 3rd GRADE. I'm addicted. 

Anyways when I walked outside I locked myself out. 

 It’s funny because I saw it coming from a mile away, but I still didn't stop it from happening. 

 It was freezing outside and the winds were tremendous.  I went around to every door of the house loudly knocking, but my parents where dead asleep.  I thought to myself if I don’t get inside I’m gonna die. I couldn’t hear my neighbors wind chimes. Then I thought, “Wait a sec this isn’t how I die. I know that much for sure.”

So I crawled into the front passengers’ seat of my mother’s truck and curled up like a snail in fetal position.  I had my jacket thrown over my head and I just focused my chi.

 I ended up falling asleep for an hour or two until I was cursed by this succubus who found her way into my dreams.  She took the form of my TRUE DARLin Love and tried to trick me by offering me heat and sex.  I knew it was a succubus, but I didn’t care. I took both.  I then woke up and prayed to GOD for his forgiveness, because I was weak. 

See I’m the hardest one on myself most of the time.  Yearsterday when I went pinging for GOD he sent me this message,”SLOW DOWN THERE COWBOY ONE PING at a TIME.”  I thought it was funny, but then I started thinking about it while I awoke from my dream. 

Am I a GUNSLINGER?  Am I THE GUNSLINGER? 

Am I SANE? or AM I going INSANE? LOL =P well duh you dance with devil and your bound ta get burned.

See STEPHEN KING wrote a series called The DARK TOWER, read the series and you’ll find out what it’s about;  time travelers, portal jumpers, all kinds of crazy stuff that resemble my life.  I started to think maybe Stephen King wrote it about me not knowing.  That started to scare me a lil. Here is why: 

An email I sent to my AUNT

I did four more doodlez ta day in pencil(After I sent the email I did four more). I still need ta do the ink.  I guess my doodlez have become in HIGH demand. Pick 3 and I'll try and get them to ya before CHRISTMAS. I hope to have an ART show by next year.  I want to have over 30+ done, and at this rate it shouldn't be all that hard.  

Know what’s funny?

 I don't even think when I doodle them.  My hand does it all on its own.  There is no way I could ever copy a single one exactly.  They are like a fingerprint or a snowflake.  NO one, two, or three are ever the same.  It’s silly but every single time I get done and move on to the next doodle  I can’t even remember what the one before even looked like.  So I flip back in my doodle book and I am a MAZE.  It’s like I just saw it for the first time and then I get a feeling of DEJA VU all over again. It’s like I'm running up this spiral staircase  chasing myself in a tower filled with art, and when I think I got to the top and I'm about to catch my shadow. I'm right back at the bottom again still chasing myself but the ART keeps changing and I realize I'm the shadow chasing my light. I LOVE YOU all so very much.  I'll get you that story on what’s happening ASAP.  xoxo 

And then I started contemplating school and the reasons for it.  Why do you need ta know PHYSICs, Logarithms, Psychology, and proper grammar?  It doesn’t really matter.  Why do you need to know science or technology?  It hasn’t improved human life.  It has only made it worse. All these  things that they have taught me in school so far are just trapping me in a Pandoras Box. 

Art in its many forms is the one true being of expression that has changed the world for the better.

You know I even was told buy a professor at Rhode Island School of Design that I might be a lil to old for their programs and that my doodles and paintings weren’t good enough. I was 22 at the time.  My buddy Ian from my senior year of high school got in their but he could afford it, now he helps draw cartoons for family guy.  I GOT BETTER GRADES THEN HIM.  But he still is a good artist.  At the Manchester Comunnity College my drawing teacher gave me a B because my self-portrait was

“Too abstract and  cartoony.”

“I’ve seen you draw really realistic stuff MICHAEL what’s with the caricature.” 

Its my FUCKING SELF PORTAIT TEACH I CAN DRAW MYSLEF ANY WAY I SEE FIT, AND IF YOU KNOW ME THATS WHAT I AM ABSTRACT AND CARTOONY!!!

So I am just gonna not show up to any of my exams tomorrow. 

Our barn motion light came on and I saw one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen.  All the windows in the truck were freezing over.   It looked like a time lapse photography video of crystal ice fractorials.  It was like watching a million lil snowflakes being born and it only took a minute.  See from my bodies BTUs and the glacial winds outside it cause the windows to crystalize.  As soon as it was done the spot light shut off. 

I ended up spending the whole night outside awake thinking a lot about a lot.

 So from around 9:30 PM last night to about 7 AM this morning I was for the most part wide awake.

 I finally got let back in when my mother was getting ready for work.  My feet and bum were frozen.  When she unlocked and opened the door my teeth were chattering and I was swearing in all kinds of tonguez.

 I went and looked at the temp gage and it read 14 degrees outside.  Not including wind chill.

I’m warm now.  I just brought in some wood and warmed myself up by our wood stove before I sat down and typed this. 

I should be taking a NAP and then start up on my studying.

Hope I pass my entire final test.  I would not want to let anyone down. 

P.S.

I’m use ta the cold weather even though I grew up mainly down south.  I was homeless around the Manchester Area for a lil while.  I would walk the streets during the winter late at night with a book bag full of library books and a screwdriver by my side, just in case.  I slept in trees and baseball dugouts.  But even though I was homeless/houseless I still had a family amongst the derelicts of MANCHvegas , but that’s another story.

P.S.S One time when I was in the third grade living in STEPHEN, MN, this lady froze to death walking down the street.  They issue out these cards with temperature crystals on them.  If the crystals turn a certain color then you were advised to stay inside.  It got really cold in STEPHEN I almost lost my foot because on my walk to boy scouts my boot slipped of and fell into knows? wheres.  My foot turned purplish blue, but I managed to get it heated back up in time.  I have a lot of stories to tell you about that town some other time.

I need a nap.

Goodnight/ morning.

Amen!!!

~~~~~A StOry By My FaVoRitE RiDDLer~~~~~

Oh! The Places You’ll Go!
by the incomparable Dr. Seuss

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.

You’ll look up and down streets. Look’em over with care. About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.” With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street.

And you may not find any you’ll want to go down. In that case, of course, you’ll head straight out of town. It’s opener there in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew. Just go right along. You’ll start happening too.

Oh! The Places You’ll Go!

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed. You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don’t.
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You’ll be left in a Lurch.

You’ll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump. And the chances are, then, that you’ll be in a Slump.

And when you’re in a Slump, you’re not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. But mostly they’re darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And if you go in, should you turn left or right…or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused that you’ll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place…for people just waiting.

Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or No or waiting for their hair to grow. Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance. Everyone is just waiting.

No! That’s not for you!
Somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying. You’ll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing. With banner flip-flapping, once more you’ll ride high! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you’re that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don’t. Because, sometimes, they won’t.

I’m afraid that some times you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though your enemies prowl. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. On and on you will hike. And I know you’ll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)

Kid, you’ll move mountains!
                                              So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or

Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea, you’re off to Great Places!

Today is your day!
                                                              Your mountain is waiting.
                                                                So…get on your way!